thedaypassedmuchasthedaybeforehaddone.mrs.hurstandmissbingleyhadspentsomehoursofthemorningwiththeinvalid,whocontinued,thoughslowly,tomend;andintheeveningelizabethjoinedtheirpartyinthedrawingroom.thelootable,however,didnotappear.mr.darcywaswriting,andmissbingley,seatednearhim,waswatchingtheprogressofhisletter,andrepeatedlycallingoffhisattentionbymessagestohissister.mr.hurstandmr.bingleywereatpiquet,andmrs.hurstwasobservingtheirgame.
elizabethtookupsomeneedlework,andwassufficientlyamusedinattendingtowhatpassedbetweendarcyandhiscompanion.theperpetualcommendationsoftheladyeitheronhishandwriting,orontheevennessofhislines,oronthelengthofhisletter,withtheperfectunconcernwithwhichherpraiseswerereceived,formedacuriousdialogue,andwasexactlyinunisonwithheropinionofeach.
"howdelightedmissdarcywillbetoreceivesuchaletter!"
hemadenoanswer.
"youwriteuncommonlyfast."
"youaremistaken.iwriteratherslowly."
"howmanylettersyoumusthaveoccasiontowriteinthecourseoftheyear!lettersofbusinesstoo!howodiousishouldthinkthem!"
"itisfortunate,then,thattheyfalltomylotinsteadoftoyours."
"praytellyoursisterthatilongtoseeher."
"ihavealreadytoldhersoonce,byyourdesire."
"iamafraidyoudonotlikeyourpen.letmemenditforyou.imendpensremarkablywell."
"thankyou—butialwaysmendmyown."
"howcanyoucontrivetowritesoeven?"
hewassilent.
"tellyoursisteriamdelightedtohearofherimprovementontheharp,andprayletherknowthatiamquiteinraptureswithherbeautifullittledesignforatable,andithinkitinfinitelysuperiortomissgrantley's."
"willyougivemeleavetodeferyourrapturestilliwriteagain?—atpresentihavenotroomtodothemjustice."
"oh!itisofnoconsequence.ishallseeherinjanuary.butdoyoualwayswritesuchcharminglongletterstoher,mr.darcy?"
"theyaregenerallylong;butwhetheralwayscharming,itisnotformetodetermine."
"itisarulewithme,thatapersonwhocanwritealongletter,withease,cannotwriteill."
"thatwillnotdoforacomplimenttodarcy,caroline,"criedherbrother—"becausehedoesnotwritewithease.hestudiestoomuchforwordsoffoursyllables.—donotyou,darcy?"
"mystileofwritingisverydifferentfromyours."
"oh!"criedmissbingley,"charleswritesinthemostcarelesswayimaginable.heleavesouthalfhiswords,andblotstherest."
"myideasflowsorapidlythatihavenottimetoexpressthem—bywhichmeansmyletterssometimesconveynoideasatalltomycorrespondents."
"yourhumility,mr.bingley,"saidelizabeth,"mustdisarmreproof."
"nothingismoredeceitful,"saiddarcy,"thantheappearanceofhumility.itisoftenonlycarelessnessofopinion,andsometimesanindirectboast."
"andwhichofthetwodoyoucallmylittlerecentpieceofmodesty?"
"theindirectboast;—foryouarereallyproudofyourdefectsinwriting,becauseyouconsiderthemasproceedingfromarapidityofthoughtandcarelessnessofexecution,whichifnotestimable,youthinkatleasthighlyinteresting.thepowerofdoinganythingwithquicknessisalwaysmuchprizedbythepossessor,andoftenwithoutanyattentiontotheimperfectionoftheperformance.whenyoutoldmrs.bennetthismorningthatifyoueverresolvedonquittingnetherfieldyoushouldbegoneinfiveminutes,youmeantittobeasortofpanegyric,ofcomplimenttoyourself—andyetwhatistheresoverylaudableinaprecipitancewhichmustleaveverynecessarybusinessundone,andcanbeofnorealadvantagetoyourselforanyoneelse?"
"nay,"criedbingley,"thisistoomuch,torememberatnightallthefoolishthingsthatweresaidinthemorning.andyet,uponmyhonour,ibelievedwhatisaidofmyselftobetrue,andibelieveitatthismoment.atleast,therefore,ididnotassumethecharacterofneedlessprecipitancemerelytoshewoffbeforetheladies."
"idaresayyoubelievedit;butiambynomeansconvincedthatyouwouldbegonewithsuchcelerity.yourconductwouldbequiteasdependantonchanceasthatofanymaniknow;andif,asyouweremountingyourhorse,afriendweretosay,"bingley,youhadbetterstaytillnextweek,"youwouldprobablydoit,youwouldprobablynotgo—and,atanotherword,mightstayamonth.
"youhaveonlyprovedbythis,"criedelizabeth,"thatmr.bingleydidnotdojusticetohisowndisposition.youhaveshewnhimoffnowmuchmorethanhedidhimself."
"iamexceedinglygratified,"saidbingley,"byyourconvertingwhatmyfriendsaysintoacomplimentonthesweetnessofmytemper.butiamafraidyouaregivingitaturnwhichthatgentlemandidbynomeansintend;forhewouldcertainlythinkthebetterofme,ifundersuchacircumstanceiweretogiveaflatdenial,andrideoffasfastasicould."
"wouldmr.darcythenconsidertherashnessofyouroriginalintentionasatonedforbyyourobstinacyinadheringtoit?"
"uponmywordicannotexactlyexplainthematter;darcymustspeakforhimself."