theinquestwasaflop.thecoronersailedintoitbeforethemedicalevidencewascomplete,forfearthepublicitywoulddieonhim.heneedn’thaveworried.thedeathofawriter—evenaloudwriter—isnotnewsforlong,andthatsummertherewastoomuchtocompete.akingabdicatedandanotherwasassassinated.inoneweekthreelargepassengerplanescrashed.theheadmanofabigwireservicewasshottopiecesinchicagoinhisownautomobile.twenty-fourconvictswereburnedtodeathinaprisonfire.thecoroneroflosangelescountywasoutofluck.hewasmissingthegoodthingsinlife.
asileftthestandisawcandy.hehadabrightmaliciousgrinonhisface—ihadnoideawhy—andasusualhewasdressedjustalittletoowell,inacocoabrowngabardinesuitwithawhitenylonshirtandmidnightbluebowtie.onthewitnessstandhewasquietandmadeagoodimpression.yes,thebosshadbeenprettydrunklatelyalotoftimes.yes,hehadhelpedputhimtobedthenightthegunwentoffupstairs.yes,thebosshaddemandedwhiskeybeforehe,candy,leftonthelastday,buthehadrefusedtogetit.no,hedidn’tknowanythingaboutmr.wade’sliterarywork,butheknewthebosshadbeendiscouraged.hekeptthrowingitawayandthengettingitoutofthewastebasketagain.no,hehadneverheardmr.wadequarrelingwithanyone.andsoon.thecoronermilkedhimbutitwasthinstuff.somebodyhaddoneagoodcoachingjoboncandy.
eileenwadeworeblackandwhite.shewaspaleandspokeinalowclearvoicewhicheventheamplifiercouldnotspoil.thecoronerhandledherwithtwopairsofvelvetgloves.hetalkedtoherasifhehadtroublekeepingthesobsoutofhisvoice.whensheleftthestandhestoodupandbowedandshegavehimafaintfugitivesmilethatnearlymadehimchokeonhissalvia.
shealmostpassedmewithoutaglanceonthewayout,thenatthelastmomentturnedherheadacoupleofinchesandnoddedveryslightly,asifiwassomebodyshemusthavemetsomewherealongtimeago,butcouldn’tquiteplaceinhermemory.
outsideonthestepswhenitwasalloveriranintoohls.hewaswatchingthetrafficdownbelow,orpretendingto.
「nicejob,」hesaidwithoutturninghishead.「congratulations.」
「youdidallrightoncandy.」
「notme,kid.thedecidedthesexystuffwasirrelevant.」
「whatsexystuffwasthat?」
helookedatmethen.「ha,ha,ha,」hesaid.「andidon’tmeanyou.」thenhisexpressiongotremote.「ibeenlookingatthemfortoomanyyears.itweariesaman.thisonecameoutofthespecialbottle.oldprivatestock.strictlyforthecarriagetrade.solong,sucker.callmewhenyoustartwearingtwenty-dollarshirts.i’lldroparoundandholdyourcoatforyou.」
peopleeddiedaroundusgoingupanddownthesteps.wejuststoodthere.ohlstookacigaretteoutofhispocketandlookedatitanddroppeditontheconcreteandgroundittonothingwithhisheel.
「wasteful,」isaid.
「onlyacigarette,pal.it’snotalife.afterawhilemaybeyoumarrythegirl,huh?」
「shoveit.」
helaughedsourly.「ibeentalkingtotherightpeopleaboutthewrongthings,」hesaidacidly.「anyobjection?」
「noobjection,lieutenant,」isaid,andwentondownthesteps.hesaidsomethingbehindmebutikeptgoing.
iwentovertoacorn-beefjointonflower.itsuitedmymood.arudesignovertheentrancesaid:「menonly.dogsandwomennotadmitted.」theserviceinsidewasequallypolished.thewaiterwhotossedyourfoodatyouneededashaveanddeductedhistipwithoutbeinginvited.thefoodwassimplebutverygoodandtheyhadabrownswedishbeerwhichcouldhitashardasamartini.
whenigotbacktotheofficethephonewasringing.ohlssaid:「i’mcomingbyyourplace.i’vegotthingstosay.」
hemusthavebeenatornearthehollywoodsubstationbecausehewasintheofficeinsidetwentyminutes.heplantedhimselfinthecustomer’schairandcrossedhislegsandgrowled:
「iwasoutofline.sorry.forgetit.」
「whyforgetit?let’sopenupthewound.」
「suitsme.underthehat,though.tosomepeopleyou’reawronggee.ineverknewyoutodoanythingtoocrooked.」
「whatwasthecrackabouttwenty-dollarshirts?」
「awhell,iwasjustsore,」ohlssaid.「iwasthinkingofoldmanpotter.likehetoldasecretarytotellalawyertotelldistrictattorneyspringertotellcaptainhernandezyouwereapersonalfriendofhis.」
「hewouldn’ttakethetrouble.」
「youmethim.hegaveyoutime.」
「imethim,period.ididn’tlikehim,butperhapsitwasonlyenvy.hesentformetogivemesomeadvice.he’sbigandhe’stoughandidon’tknowwhatelse.idon’tfigurehe’sacrook.」
「thereain’tnocleanwaytomakeahundredmillionbucks,」ohlssaid.「maybetheheadmanthinkshishandsarecleanbutsomewherealongthelineguysgotpushedtothewall,nicelittlebusinessesgotthegroundcutfromunderthemandhadtoselloutfornickels,decentpeoplelosttheirjobs,stocksgotriggedonthemarket,proxiesgotboughtuplikeapennyweightofoldgold,andthefivepercentersandthebiglawfirmsgotpaidhundred-grandfeesforbeatingsomelawthepeoplewantedbuttherichguysdidn’t,onaccountofitcutintotheirprofits.bigmoneyisbigpowerandbigpowergetsusedwrong.it’sthesystem.maybeit’sthebestwecanget,butitstillain’tanyivorysoapdeal.」
「yousoundlikeared,」isaid,justtoneedlehim.
「iwouldn’tknow,」hesaidcontemptuously.「iain’tbeeninvestigatedyet.youlikedthesuicideverdict,didn’tyou?」
「whatelsecoulditbe?」
「nothingelse,iguess.」heputhishardblunthandsonthedeskandlookedatthebigbrownfrecklesonthebacksofthem.「i’mgettingold.keratosis,theycallthosebrownspots.youdon’tgetthemuntilyou’repastfifty.i’manoldcopandanoldcopisanoldbastard.idon’tlikeafewthingsaboutthiswadedeath.」
「suchas?」ileanedbackandwatchedthetightsunwrinklesaroundhiseyes.
「yougetsoyoucansmellawrongsetup,evenwhenyouknowyoucan’tdoadamnthingaboutit.thenyoujustsitandtalklikenow.idon’tlikethatheleftnonote.」
「hewasdrunk.probablyjustasuddencrazyimpulse.」
ohlsliftedhispaleeyesanddroppedhishandsoffthedesk.「iwentthroughhisdesk.hewroteletterstohimself.hewroteandwroteandwrote.drunkorsoberhehitthattypewriter.someofitiswild,someofitiskindoffunny,andsomeofitissad.theguyhadsomethingonhismind.hewroteallarounditbutheneverquitetouchedit.thatguywouldhaveleftatwo-pageletterifheknockedhimselfoff.」
「hewasdrunk,」isaidagain.
「withhimthatdidn’tmatter,」ohlssaidwearily.「thenextthingidon’tlikeishediditthereinthatroomandlefthiswifetofindhim.okay,hewasdrunk.istilldon’tlikeit.thenextthingidon’tlikeishepulledthetriggerjustwhenthenoiseofthatspeedboatcoulddrownouttheshot.whatdifferencewoulditmaketohim?morecoincidence,huh?morecoincidencestillthatthewifeforgotherdoorkeysonthehelp’sdayoffandhadtoringthebelltogetintothehouse.」
「shecouldhavewalkedaroundtotheback,」isaid.
「yeah,iknow.whati’mtalkingaboutisasituation.nobodytoanswerthedoorbutyou,andshesaidonthestandshedidn’tknowyouwerethere.wadewouldn’thaveheardthebellifhehadbeenaliveandworkinginhisstudy.hisdoorissoundproofed.thehelpwasaway.thatwasthursday.thatsheforgot.likesheforgotherkeys.」
「you’reforgettingsomethingyourself,bernie.mycarwasinthedriveway.sosheknewiwasthere—orthatsomebodywasthere—beforesherangthebell.」
hegrinned.「iforgotthat,didn’ti?allright,here’sthepicture.youweredownatthelake,thespeedboatwasmakingallthatracket—incidentallyitwasacoupleofguysfromlakearrowheadjustvisiting,hadtheirboatonatrailer—wadewasasleepinhisstudyorpassedout,somebodytookthegunoutofhisdeskalready,andsheknewyouhadputittherebecauseyoutoldherthatothertime.nowsupposeshedidn’tforgetherkeys,thatshegoesintothehouse,looksacrossandseesyoudownatthewater,looksintothestudyandseeswadeasleep,knowswherethegunis,getsit,waitsfortherightmoment,plugshim,dropsthegunwhereitwasfound,goesbackoutsidethehouse,waitsalittlewhileforthespeedboattogoaway,andthenringsthedoorbellandwaitsforyoutoopenit.anyobjections?」
「withwhatmotive?」
「yeah,」hesaidsourly.「thatknocksit.ifshewantedtosloughtheguy,itwaseasy.shehadhimoverabarrel,habitualdrunk,recordofviolencetoher.plentyalimony,nicefatpropertysettlement.nomotiveatall.anyhowthetimingwastooneat.fiveminutesearlierandshecouldn’thavedoneitunlessyouwereinonit.」